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March 4th, 2006

01:16 am: The joys of parenthood
For anyone who actually reads my crap I have new child a beautiful little baby girl named Jade Mellyn and she was born on 3/3/06 @ 11:37 pm. This is my third child and that's it folks the factory is closing down no more sorry.

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February 10th, 2006

09:47 pm: To the Pain!
After listening to everybody opinions I decided to read Naruto P2 myself. I wish I can take back the last 24hrs of my life, since I can't I decided to do the next best thing I can do.....UNLEASH THE HUNTER!

ssaijin3: The Main Man, Assassin to the Stars, Primo Chill, the one and only LOBO!
Lobo I understand that when you give your word it would be less painful for me to get infected with the 117 micron scorpion like shape killer still floating around on Czarnia than get you to break your wordand that's exactly how I want this done it's a two fold job 1.Bring me Mashashi Kishimoto back alive and 2.Kill al of the plot bunnies in existence. Think you can do it?

Lobo: C'monn clyde ya talking to the bo nobody can do and they better not try capesh? Leastwise if they still want to take simople things for granted like breathing, eating, living understand me clyde?

ssaijin3: I understand perfectly Lobo but i am letting you know that there is other hunters out under the same contract.

Lobo: Feetal's Gizz I get to have some fun while i work you worry about having the money ready and I'll do this cakewalk.

In case you don't know why about the plot bunnies. Simple I want them dead, I want it's family dead, I want it's house burnt to the ground so I can go in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes. All because the sprectral octopus lord of the deep fears that one of his greatest works has to many plotholes in it.

That is why they must die not because I agree with his sprectal magnificence but because they put doubt in his head. Now as far as Mashashi Kishimoto where to start? The simple insertions of bishies in this great fic? No that's to one sided. The lessoning of Naruto's healing facter because of too much of the Kyuubi's chakra?(When it's the Kyuubi's essence/chakra that gives him that healing facter in the first place)? Nope again not quite enough ammunition to do the deed. The complete and utter sell out of one of the best manga's to come out in quite awhile? Yep that'll do it all of it combined is enough to make me state to Mr. 'I love bishie and I'm rich so I don't care' Mashashi Kishimoto.

We will stand off in a duel:

Mashashi Kishimoto: First things first, to the death.

ssaijin3: No. To the pain.

Mashashi Kishimoto: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

ssaijn3: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Mashashi Kishimoto: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

ssaijin3: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.

Mashashi Kishimoto: And then my tongue I suppose, I should just kill you real quick then I won't lose alot of time. A mistake I don't mean to make tonight.

ssaijin3: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.

Mashashi Kishimoto: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.

ssaijin3: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every Naruto fan at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every bishie lover that weeps at your approach, every fangirl who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Mashashi Kishimoto: I think your bluffing.

ssaijin3: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I couldn't care less. But, then again... perhaps I am not bluffing after all.

(slowly walks to Mashashi Kishimoto and tells him)

ssaijin3: DROP... YOUR... pen! Let Kraken's Ghost write Naruto from now on.

[mouth hanging open, drops pen to floor]

That's all for now until later peoples.

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December 16th, 2005

08:29 pm:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In September, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In February, I sacrificed [info]demon god of chaos to Cthulhu (500 points). Yesterday, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In December, I rescued [info]demon god of chaos from being sacrificed (-200 points). In August, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In June, I exposed [info]jag5353 to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (675 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.


Your humble and obedient servant,
ssaijin3


Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Name some friends or leave them blank and let me look them up myself:


October 29th, 2005

10:20 pm: A first Naruto fanfic
Here is a piece of a Naruto fanfic that's my first time trying let me know if it passes muster.  Constructive criticism is appreciated.

Major OOC and AU with X-overs.

Title - The Good, The Bad, and The Loudmouth

    A man clothed in robes and a hat stood over the baby in the center of the room.  "What will you do Sarutobi-kun?" asked the figure standing off to the side cloaked in shadow.  "I honestly don't know." stated the Sandaime Hokage of Konohagokere.  "I wish I could honor the Yodaime's request but I woulb be fooling myself if I thought for one second anybody in this village would see him for himself, instead of the Kyuubi no Kitsune."  The cloaked shadowy figure stated "You cannot just kill him or send him out into the wild and hope that he will be killed by nature."  "I know all of that and I would't do such a thing to a defenseless baby.  What I will do is send him with you for training."  said 'The Professor' to the cloaked figure.  "What I will do is tell the village that the baby died a crib death if that is to your satisfaction Sinanju sensei?"  "Yes I think that will work out very well except for one minor detail."  stated the Master of Sinanju.  The Hokage sighed and asked "Oh and what would that be?"  The shadowy figure dissapeared and then appeared right next to the Hokage and said "Just the matter of my fee Hokage-sama."


Well that's just the beginning of the story I have to get a chance to sort all of the ideas into what I want let me know if you like it or hate it and let me know why.  Again remember this is my first fanfic so please be gentle.


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